June 2012
1 tag
tltty:
WE’RE SOARING
FLYING
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
hihowsyourlife:
charlisheen:
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did Mr salt and Mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery Steve
she was adopted, you genius.
the shortest scary story ever.
Mom: I saw your blog on Tumblr.
Me at school
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
2 tags
Sasha Alexander is doing a Google Chat with Fans... →
wrightroad:
bibafernandes asked: Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. /Yellow - You’re amazing.
That awkward moment when you know a word in...
Anonymous asked: You're Gay?
REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET
Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - I miss you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would fuck you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - Go die
disneyforeverlives:
foreveryoungforeverfun:
shavingryansprivates:
when they say the title of the album in a song
or the title of a movie in a scene
Or the title of the book in a chapter
other people: the day i graduate will be the happiest day of my life.
me: the day rizzles becomes a canon will be the happiest day of my life.
Sasha, I mean this in the most sincere...
peds-is-hardcore:
boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
iobsess-bykathryn:
catspijamas:
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
you better reblog this.
If tumblr was the world…
joydivsion:
(500) days of staying in front of the computer